We are having a bar crawl! You should probably come to it!
OH AND THEN WE ARE HAVING OUR SEASON OPENING DOUBLE-HEADER HEY DID YOU REMEMBER THAT I DON’T THINK I HAVE MENTIONED IT HERE A MILLION TIMES OR ANYTHING SO YOU SHOULD PROBABLY JUST BUY YOUR TICKETS NOW AND GET IN LINE IN FRONT OF CSC SO YOU CAN BE SURE TO GET YOUR FAVORITE SPOT, RIGHT BETWEEN OUR BURLY SECURITY BOYFRIENDS AND THE CUPCAKE TABLE. TRUST ME THAT IS PRIME REAL ESTATE.
Also good luck to the Yankee Brutals who are braving the highways and byways and also the dead of night and maybe some sea monsters or whatever to scrimmage Hartford Area Roller Derby tonight! Thanks for hosting us, HARD!